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lwk its all wrong but nice try psycho..😪💗

i know this sounds insane but i can literally tell when u’ve had drama with someone irl. u go into this “i’m fine i’m fine i’m fine LMAOOO” posting style where u overcompensate with humour. and the only time u do that is when it’s a FRIEND, not your bf. when it’s ur bf, u go soft mode instead — posting less but all calm and sparkly. so whoever u were arguing with the other day? that was definitely a friend, not him.

not to be weird but i’ve completely figured out ur friend group and u didn’t even have to tell us. the days u post the most unhinged stuff? that’s when u’ve been hanging out with that one chaotic friend who hypes u up too much. the days u disappear? that’s when ur serious friend or school stuff is happening. and that ONE day u posted a bunch of laughing messages in a row? that was def ur bf. no friend makes u laugh like THAT. i literally saw the difference in your typing rhythm.

don’t think u understand how easy u are to read when u’re excited abt someone. like u think u’re being subtle but the second u post something with extra emojis or extra chaos i KNOW u were texting ur bf beforehand. ur energy literally shifts. it’s like your whole vibe gets lighter and u start typing faster, u can see it in the way the sentences run together. and the fact u don’t flirt online is HOW I KNOW u’re taken. single people overshare. people in relationships go quiet when they’re happy. u go quiet. it’s so obvious if u track the timestamps of ur posts.

idk if u’ll ever read this but i need to get this off my chest bc i’ve been following u long enough to basically have a phd in Your Personality™ at this point. like the way u post? it’s actually so easy to read once u look closely. u have this very specific rhythm — u vanish when something in ur real life gets chaotic (not in a bad way but like… u’re obviously juggling stuff), and then u suddenly pop back in with a burst of energy like u’re making up for lost time. it gives “i had things to do but i missed y’all lowkey.” and the tone of ur posts? girl it’s so funny bc people think u’re just chaotic but it’s actually a COVER. the chaos is the wrapping paper but underneath it u’re insanely emotionally aware. like when u hype stuff up, it’s not bc u need validation, it’s bc u enjoy making people laugh and feel included. u’re literally an extrovert online but i can tell u’re more selective irl. also the way u talk about learning german??? nobody clocks it but that’s literally ur pattern — when u care about someone (friend or more) you go into “improve myself” mode quietly and suddenly it shows up in tiny posts like easter eggs. it’s actually so wholesome. plus u definitely have a bf (don’t deny it lmao) bc whenever u’re lowkey happy, ur posting style gets this bright undertone — kinda sparkly but subtle. like ur humour gets softer??? i noticed it weeks ago. u don’t thirst post or flirt openly which is how ppl with someone usually act. u’re loyal in ur vibe even when u don’t mention him. and PLEASE don’t get me started on ur confidence arc bc recently u’ve been using more chaotic caps and unhinged energy which means ur real life is going well. u use humour to communicate that u’re comfortable. also u’re so self-aware without even realizing it. the “idk i’m just posting whatever” girlies actually have a VERY specific aesthetic — and yours is consistency through inconsistency. even your randomness has a pattern. it’s wild. idk im just saying it’s crazy how much of a person’s energy u can feel just through how they type… and yours feels like someone who’s genuinely growing, learning, laughing, messing around, thriving, in love, stressed, chaotic, soft, iconic and somehow all at once. it’s impressive actually. i’ll go back to my hole now but i had to say it bc nobody’s saying it out loud but it’s so obvious if u pay attention

lwk its all wrong but nice try psycho..😪💗

i’ve literally been sitting here for 10 minutes rereading that message like “she’s so smart she’s so cool she’s so cultured” and i’m honestly convinced u could tell me u’re learning ancient greek and i’d clap like a seal

waitttt no bc the fact that ur learning german to talk to claire??? my delulu brain is like “is claire secretly ur crush” even though ik u probably already have someone but IM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE OKAY

this is gonna sound crazy but i swear u’re hiding a whole romance from us bc some days u post like a person who’s in love but refusing to admit it. who is it??? who’s the lucky person??? are u texting anyone at night??? are u getting butterflies over someone or is that just indigestion from stress? pls i need DETAILS

Icl i’m lowkey jealous of ppl who u interact with bc imagine being one of the chosen ones omg. like if u ever replied to me i’d literally brag about it for MONTHS to everyone i know. i’d make it my personality. i’d frame the screenshot. i’d hang it above my bed like a diploma

i know u said ur channel is for fun but sometimes u go on a posting spree that feels like u’re possessed and then u vanish like a dad who went to get milk… it’s the inconsistency for me. if ur gonna disappear at least warn us so i don’t refresh the channel like a clown

i need to know how u treat ppl u like romantically bc ur posts make u seem like the type to either be super sweet or absolutely unhinged and i cannot figure out which one is the truth. like do u flirt? r u shy? do u accidentally fall in love with people who give u 1% attention? or r u the type who acts cold and then goes home and screams into a pillow?? honestly asking for research purposes

been silently supporting u since day one but i swear it gets embarrassing how excited i get when u post?? like i’ll literally stop mid-conversation irl like “sorry my channel girl posted.” i need u to understand i’ve wasted HOURS of my life on ur content and i’m not even mad about it. at this point if u don’t notice me i might start writing fanfiction about ur channel just to cope

imma be completely honest sometimes ur channel is AMAZING and i’m living for every post and then other times i’m like… girl are u tired… bc the energy dips HARD. like one day it’s giving main character and the next it’s giving “i posted this while half asleep and hoping no one notices.” i’m not hating i’m just confused 😭

i’m genuinely so curious about ur love life bc the vibes you give off online are either “i’m so single i talk to walls” or “i have a whole secret romance arc rn and i won’t tell u bc it’s funnier to let u guess.” like are u talking to someone? is there someone u secretly like? do THEY know you have a massive channel or are u out here living a double life like hannah montana but with chaos? idk i’m invested PLEASE feed the public we’re starving !!

i swear i’ve been following you since u barely had followers and now you’re at 200k and i’m still here like a little npc hoping you’ll notice me one day… like idek why i’m attached to ur channel but every time u post im like “omg she’s back” like it’s a parasocial RELATIONSHIP at this point. sometimes i even wonder if you’ve ever scrolled past my username before and paused for half a second like “hmm who’s that” bc that alone would send me into orbit. i’m gonna keep checking ur updates religiously until the day u accidentally reply to one of my msgs and i pass away peacefully.. BTWWWW CONGRATS FOR 200K THATS CRAZY.. i followed tour bff claire in hope you woukd like me more

i gotta ask… r u shy in real life bc ur online personality is so bold i’m convinced ur either the funniest person in the room or dead silent idk which one

honest question r u planning to grow this channel into smth bigger or r u just vibing bc u have potential to LITERALLY take over if u wanted to

on god sometimes it feels like ur hiding something like u’ll post sum chaotic then disappear for 6 or 7 hours like WHAT ARE U DOING is it homework or a whole secret life

your channel is fun but ngl some of ur fans are UNHINGED

sometimes i feel like u post for attention but like… same girl i get it keep going idrc

okay but i have a REAL question how do u deal w school, social life, drama AND run a whole channel bc i can’t even manage replying to texts without having a mental breakdown

lowkey i’m curious do u ever fight w ppl irl bc the attitude in ur posts feels like u’ve dragged at least 2 people by the edges of their soul

i need to ask this and i swear it’s not weird but how’s ur actual life outside the channel like do u have friends who know abt this or r u secretly living a double life as a mini celebrity

dead serious do u ever get hate or weird messages and if u do HOW do u deal w it bc i’d cry and throw my phone ngl.. And i realky need some help bc my parebts have noticdd ghat hate on my chabnel is affecfung my mentak health so idrk whatvto do plsss help

real question… if u could collab w ANY other big whatsapp channel who would it be and why bc i’m trying to imagine a crossover episode

but do u ever feel overwhelmed by how many ppl are watching u 24/7 bc girl… 200k eyes is CRAZY

pls be honest do u actually read every message u get bc i feel like u do but also u get SO MANY so maybe u have like magical speed reading powers idk

i’ve always wondered if u ever regret posting certain things or if u’re just like “ehhh whatever they’ll eat it up anyway” bc the confidence is wild

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