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I was home alone and heard someone whisper my name from the kitchen. FULL government name. I don’t even think demons should have that info???

My situationship broke up with me after 4 days because I didn’t put a heart next to his name in my phone 😭😭😭 LIKE SIR WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A LABEL??

My girl once took my hoodie and sprayed her perfume on it so “other girls know you’re taken.” NEGL it was kinda cute but also I smelled like a Sephora worker on steroids for a week.

My boyfriend once blocked me on EVERYTHING for 3 hours because I didn’t laugh at his joke… only to come back crying saying he realized he’s nothing without me 😭😭 like sir pls get a hobby that isn’t emotional terrorism.

Broooo the craziest thing that ever happened to me was when my ex literally PRETENDED to have a twin brother to see if I’d “stay loyal.” Like he made a whole fake Snapchat, fake Bitmoji, fake typing style… and then ACCIDENTALLY slipped and used his real voice on a voice note 💀💀 I was like “nah there’s no WAY genetics hit copy-paste THAT hard.”

A cat followed me home from the bus stop and scratched my door like it lived there. My mum let it in. It ate my dinner. We found out later it wasn’t even a stray it just freeloads off random houses.

I accidentally got locked in the bathroom at school for like half an hour and everyone thought I skipped class. The janitor had to unscrew the door from the outside while I sat there contemplating my whole life choices 😭

At a sleepover once, the craziest thing ever happened because one girl thought it would be “fun” to do a horror challenge at 3AM. Already a red flag. She made us turn off all the lights and tell ghost stories. Everyone was giggling and pretending to be scared but then the POWER ACTUALLY WENT OUT. We all froze. Then someone screamed. Then EVERYONE screamed. Then someone threw a pillow, which hit a lamp, which fell over and shattered. We were barefoot. IN THE DARK. IN A ROOM FULL OF BROKEN GLASS. Then the girl who lived there started crying because she thought the house was haunted but really it was just the fuse tripping because everyone had been charging their phones at the same time 😭 Her mum burst into the room like a warrior and stepped straight onto a lego which made her scream louder than we did. We all got grounded. And they called my parents at 4AM like I was a criminal.

Craziest thing ever?? Okay strap in because this one HAUNTS ME. So basically my school has these heavy fire doors, right? The ones that swing shut super aggressively. I was walking to class half-asleep, drinking my iced coffee and minding my business. Then I see my teacher walking like five meters ahead, holding the door open for me like a NICE PERSON for once. So I start speed-walking. Then jogging. THEN FULL-ON RUNNING because I didn’t wanna make her wait. And guess what? THE DOOR SWUNG CLOSED. RIGHT. BEFORE. I. GOT. THERE. My teacher thought I was closer, so she let go. The door SLAMMED into my coffee. The coffee EXPLODED all over me like a Starbucks crime scene. The cup flew. THE STRAW FLEW. AND I SLID ON THE SPILLED ICE LIKE I WAS IN A CARTOON. I fell SO HARD the janitor from the other hallway actually poked his head around the corner like “what was that.” The teacher screamed, dropped her papers, and tried to help me up but slipped TOO. We both fell. Together. We were on the floor like two broken Sims. Kids were recording. My friend said I “fell like an iPhone dropped from the 3rd floor.” I still think about that day every night before I sleep. btw can u give me a shoutout my names claire js likeur bsffff

So basically the craziest thing that ever happened to me was at an airport, right? I was travelling alone for the first time and already stressed, and then the UNIVERSE decided to clown me publicly. I was at security and the scanner kept beeping when I walked through, so they made me remove my shoes, my jacket, my necklace, EVERYTHING. Then it STILL beeped so the security lady was convinced I was hiding something 💀 They made me step aside and this guy brought out one of those full-body swab things like I’m in a crime show. I’m already sweating like a glazed donut. THEN — this is where the chaos starts — the guy scanning my bag goes “uh… whose bag is this?” in that tone that makes the whole room stare. My bag. MY BAG. He pulls out a METAL WATER BOTTLE I forgot to empty and when he opened it, it EXPLODED in his face because of the pressure 😭 the water went everywhere and this man looked like he’d been baptized by force. People actually gasped. Do you wanna know the worst part? My phone started BLASTING an alarm because the bottle spilled on it and triggered something. I didn’t even know my phone could SCREAM like that. It sounded like a nuclear warning siren. We held up the entire line for TEN MINUTES. Children were crying. Someone filmed me. When I finally got through, the guy at the gate looked at my boarding pass like “so YOU’RE the reason we’re delayed.” I have never recovered sorry this is sosososos longgg

My friend accidentally sent a voice note ranting about her teacher TO THE TEACHER. I watched her soul leave her body in real time.. SHE GOT SLSOOSOSOSO MAD AND GAVE A DETENTION TL MU FRIENS AND ME BROOO

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